Lady Gaga confuses me. When she first came out, I heard the song, thought, yeah ok ok another catchy dance tune that EVERYONE is obsessed with. I saw the video and was like, hmmm didn’t think she would look so “EDGY” for such a boring song. By the way, I never did Gaga for halloween.

ANYWAYS, here we are at the end of 2009 and she is everywhere coming out with new weird videos rocking fucking MCQUEEN (Im crying like a baby over here. WHY????) bleeding on stage, starting the whole no-pants trend, and going along with hermaphrodite hoaxes. I still don’t quite get the appeal. Should I like her? Or am I just a hater? Or is that her whole point? To laugh at people like me that don’t really care for her but will still blog about her? It just seems like she tries WAY too hard, there’s something that just makes me cringe a lot whenever I see what she’s up to next because it seems a little forced. I think it’s her execution, it’s just messy and awkward. Besides, she’s never going to be remembered for her music. She makes cheesy gay club pop music that I STILL cannot tell the difference between one song from another, yawn.

She just doesn’t impress or inspire me, just weirds me out. Maybe that’s all she’s here for. Though I’m not gonna lie, I kinda really want that bear skin rug dress.

And for that “I am art. I am Andy Warhol” claim, well then let’s see some real fucking art!

-Vives